| Darsteller | Rolle |
|---|---|
| Kristin Chenoweth | Olive Snook (22) |
| Swoosie Kurtz | Lily Charles (22) |
| Ellen Greene | Vivian Charles (22) |
| Field Cate | Young Ned (22) |
| Jim Dale | |
| Chi McBride | Emerson Cod (22) |
| Anna Friel | Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles (22) |
| Lee Pace | Ned (22) |
| Sy Richardson | Coroner (12) |
| Sammi Hanratty | Young Chuck (7) |
| Stephen Root | Dwight Dixon (5) |
| Leyna Nguyen | Newscaster (3) Newscaster #2 News Anchor (2) |
| Nicholas Khayyat | Eugene Mulchandani (4) |
| Jon Eric Price | Ned's Father (4) |
| Tina Gloss | Ned's Mother (4) |
| David Arquette | Randy Mann (4) |
| Diana Scarwid | Mother Superior (4) |
| Josh Randall | Charles Charles (2) |
| Joel McHale | Harold Hundin (2) |
| Paul Reubens | Oscar Vibenius (2) |
| Patrick Fischler | The Waffle Nazi |
| Fred Willard | The Great Herrmann |
| Colton Haynes | Ares Kostopolous |
| Dana Davis | Barb |
| Graham McTavish | Hansel Von Getz |
| Jayma Mays | Elsita / Elsa |
| Patrick Fabian | Mark Chase |
| Rachael Harris | Georgeann Heaps |
| Autumn Reeser | Kentucky Fitz |
| French Stewart | Woolsey Nicholls |
| Orlando Jones | Magnus Olsdatter |
| George Segal | Roy 'Buster' Bustamante |
| Willie Garson | Dick Dicker |
| Constance Zimmer | Coco Juniper |
| Rachel Cannon | Erin Embry |
| Robert Picardo | Detective Puget |
| Gina Torres | Lila Robinson |
| Wendie Malick | Coral Ramora |
| Wilson Cruz | Sid Tango |
| Josh Hopkins | Shane Trickle |
| Christine Adams | Simone Hundin (3) |
| Victor Z. Isaac | Delivery Boy (3) |
| Daeg Faerch | Ingmar Todd (2) |
| Graham Miller | Ralston (2) |
| Alex Miller | Maurice (2) |
| Stevie Wash Jr. | Young Emerson (2) |
| Marc Raducci | Olive's Dad (2) |
| Diana Costa | Olive's Mom (2) |
| Terry Anzur | Anchorwoman Newscaster #3 |
| Ed Brigadier | Minister (2) |
| Brad Grunberg | Lawrence Schatz / Louis Schatz Funeral Director |
| Raul Esparza | Alfredo Aldarisio (2) |
| Wesley Harris | Science Teacher (2) |
| Perry Anzilotti | Augustus Papen |
| Peter Voytko | Young Leo |
| Priscilla Leona Horne | The Big Leo Burns |
| Joleen Lutz | The Widow Likkin |
| Hugh B. Holub | |
| Eric Stonestreet | Leo Burns |
| Beth Grant | Marianne Marie Beattle |
| Tim Bagley | Colonel Likkin |
| Jesse Heiman | Diner Patron |
| Ethan Kogan | James-Andrew - Bellboy-Porter |
| Jamison Yang | Tam Phong |
| Ethan Phillips | Daniel Hill |
| Jennifer Elise Cox | Elise Hofer |
| Danny Comden | Rob Wright |
| Shelley Berman | Gustav Hofer |
| Jenn Gotzon | Magician's Assistant |
| Kristopher Simmons | 5 Yr Ralston |
| Jason Simmons | 5 Yr Maurice |
| Keenan Merkovich | 12 Yr Ralston |
| Connor Merkovich | 12 Yr Maurice |
| Kerri Kenney | |
| Paul F. Tompkins | Gunther Pinker |
| Maria Zambrana | Passerby |
| Naoki Sugiura | Jin Quin |
| Sokhan Sar | 1920s Poker Player |
| Atticus Todd | Bodyguard #1 |
| Charles Shen | Bodyguard #2 |
| Jolene Kim | Waitress / Dealer |
| Allen C. Liu | Perry the Busboy |
| Mae Hi | La Di Ting |
| Teddy Chen Culver | |
| Chao Li Chi | |
| Ron Yuan | Shrimpboy |
| Ping Wu | Bao Ting |
| Andrea Lui | Mei Ting |
| Blake Kushi | Rubbie Wu |
| Jamie McCall | Cheating Secretary |
| Sean Lake | Pie Hole Patron |
| Courtney Alvarez | Hot Girl |
| J.R. Nutt | Chris |
| Carolyn McDermott | Brave-Faced Wife |
| Joshua LeBar | Joe |
| Heather Brooker | Missy Scrivner |
| Amelia Borella | Young Calista |
| Phil Abrams | Dr. Eugene Halifax |
| Hayes MacArthur | Buddy Amicus |
| Alexandra Barreto | Veronica Villanueva |
| Debra Mooney | Calista Cod |
| Mary Kowalski | Sister Maria Christina |
| Samantha Bailey | Young Olive |
| Michael Hitchcock | Father Eduardo Dedonde |
| Mo Collins | Sister Larue |
| Ron Riekki | Juggler |
| Jackie Harris | Miss De Jong |
| Jerald Garner | Young Father |
| Casey Weiant | Randi Jean |
| Mark Povinelli | Simon / Human Cannonball |
| Hayley McFarland | Nikki Heaps |
| Loren Lazerine | Jackie Johnny |
| Nicole Greenwood | Ms. Moss |
| Artie O'Daly | Rocky Milano |
| Michael Cornacchia | Burly Bruce Carter |
| Molly Shannon | Dilly Balsam |
| Christopher Sieber | Napoleon LeNez |
| Sarah Jayne Jensen | Anita Gray |
| Tim Conlon | Chas Spielman |
| Jenny Wade | Hallie Hundin |
| Jessica Lundy | Hillary Hundin |
| Lydia Look | Heather Hundin |
| Mark Harelik | Ramsfeld Snuppy |
| Hamish Linklater | John Joseph Jacobs |
| Christopher Neiman | Lucas Shoemaker |
| Ralph Martin | Pinky McCoy |
| Barbara Barrie | Mamma Jacobs |
| Carlos Alazraqui | Gordon McSmalls |
| Karly Rothenberg | Becky |
| Raf Mauro | Old Dead Guy |
| Pamela Kosh | Curator |
| Dan Glenn | Young Jackson |
| Vince Cefalu | |
| E.J. Callahan | Jackson Lucas |
| Dash Mihok | Lemuel 'Lefty Lem' Weinger |
| Arne Starr | Man |
| Martin Beck | Mourner |
| Albert J. Wong | |
| Kristin Veitch | 30's Woman |
| Howard Mann | Elderly Man |
| Eddie Shin | Wilfred Woodruff |
| Gregory George Frank | Businessman Visitor |
| Alex Endeshaw | Lab Technician |
| Taji Coleman | Beth |
| Matt Braunger | Rick |
| Omar Avila | Manuel |
| Jonathan Mangum | Bernard Slaybeck |
| Riki Lindhome | Jeanine |
| Jeff Wolfe | Shiny Shoes Killer |
| Julie Wittner | Deedee Duffield |
| David Trice | Martin Miltinberger |
| Greg Suddeth | Gravedigger #1 |
| Geraud Moncure | Newscaster #4 |
| Murray Gershenz | Rabbi |
| Ted Garcia | Newscaster #1 |
| Patrick Breen | Leo Gaswint |
| Michael C. Alexander | |
| Theo Alexander | |
| Googy Gress | Bryce Von Deenis |
| Lee Arenberg | Arnaud Bailey |
| Robin Gwynne | Customer |
| Peter Cambor | Dusty Fitz |
| Missi Pyle | Betty Bee |
| Alexander Gould | Elliot McQuoddy |
| David Koechner | Merle McQuoddy |
| Mary Kay Place | Annabelle Vandersloop |
| Jordan Feldman | Willie Gerkin |
| Kristen Olson | Nora McQuoddy |
| Ivana Milicevic | Hedda Lillihammer |
| Michael Weaver | Nils Nilsen |
| George Hamilton | Ned's Father |
| Richard Benjamin | Jerry Holmes |
| Wayne Wilderson | Wendell Featherstone |
| Sam Pancake | Denny Downs |
| John Cantwell | Devotee |
| Ellery Sprayberry | Young Olive |
| Eve Curtis | Debbie Dicker |
| Dustyn Lotz | Devotee |
| Evan Shafran | Crime Scene Passerby |
| Francesca Roberts | Amelia Stingwell |
| Fred Williamson | Roland 'Rollie' Stingwell |
| Matt Winston | Michael Brunt |
| Melinda Bennett | Principal Eleanor Swindle |
| Stephen DeCordova | |
| Nick Endres | |
| Andy Forrest | Mr. Booker |
| Sam Ingraffia | Specialist #2 |
| Carol Mansell | Trish |
| Stefan Marks | Mr. Abner |
| Byrne Offutt | Mr. Cray |
| Yolanda Snowball | Female Teacher |
| Craig Tsuyumine | Red Faced Teacher |
| Jonathan Grey | Angry Teacher |
| Nora Dunn | Blanche Ramora |
| Michael McDonald | |
| Joey Slotnick | Jimmy Neptune |
| Scott Director | He Lobster |
| Lisa M. Haskins | |
| Giselle Gail Gaines | |
| Mackenzie Brooke Smith | |
| Avery Stevens | |
| Katie Haider | Synchronized Swim Double |
| Angela Schaub | Synchronized Swim Double |
| Marita Schaub | Synchronized Swim Double |
| Jaclyn Thomas | Synchronized Swim Double |
| Nick Maroon | Shocked Audience Member |
| Shaun Ryan | Aquacade Performer |
| Steve Hytner | Andrew Brown |
| Mike White | Billy Balsam |
| Tammy Dahlstrom | Woman |
| Tara Donato | Sheila |
| Joe Don Harris | Cop |
| Abbe Meryl | Tina |
| Steven A. Ross | Guard |
| Reginald Veneziano | Tony |
| Grant Shaud | Steve Kaiser |
| Julia Campbell | Emma Newsome |
| Colby Paul | Abner Newsome |
| Audrey Wasilewski | Madeline McLean |
| Allan Graf | Angry Neighbor |
| Jeff Marlow | Victor Narramore |
| Michael Merton | Bill Richter |
| Heidi Pascoe | Mermaid |