Scream Queens 1x12
Die letzten zwei Episoden der ersten Staffel Scream Queens klären das große Geheimnis auf. Richtig wichtig ist dann aber wie zu erwarten ohnehin nicht. Wie schon seit der Pilotepisode geht es in erster Linie um die skurrilen Charaktere, von denen jeder auf eine andere Art faszinierend und vor allem urkomisch ist. Die Beweise dafür haben wir hier zusammengetragen, lest die besten Zitate aus den Episoden Dorkus und The Final Girl(s).
Chanel
Goodbye, Chanel (Emma Roberts, es war schön mit dir.
„Attention all useless Kappa Sluts -- Congratulations! If you're reading this, it means you've overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email. Now if you're asking yourself 'Derrr, wait, I'm confused, is Chanel talking to ME? Am I a useless Kappa slut?' simply ask yourself the following question aloud. 'Is my name Chanel #3, Chanel #5, Chanel #6, or Zayday Williams?' If the answer to that is yes, then felicitations, this missive is for you!“
Immerhin ein bisschen Lebensweisheit gibt sie uns noch mit auf den Weg.
„I am all for public shaming, I practically invented it. It's a sign of a healthy culture!“
Hester
Sie war es, okay, spielt keine besonders große Rolle, ist aber für die Figur dennoch gut gemacht.
„Hi, it's me, Hester. You may have noticed my eyepatch. It's temporary. The advantage of stabbing yourself in the eye with a stiletto heel is that you know just where to jab it in order to miss the important organs, like your optic nerve or your brain. You might have noticed that I'm the only Chanel left. That's because I got away with it. It was a plan twenty years in the making and it worked.“
Chanel #5
„No I don't wanna speak to your supervisor, I wanna speak to the president of Tinder, your app is broken, I've got zero swipes on my profile!“
Wes und Dean Munsch
Wes: „Kathy, I never knew sex could be like this. At first I was like, wow, she is being really loud, are the neighbors gonna call the police? And then I was like, now I am being really loud! Why am I screaming so much, they are definitely call the police. And then I was just stunned at how flexible you are. I thought you had to be a gymnast to get both feet behind your head.“
Dean Munsch: „You intend to come to a point?“
Doch Dean Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis) kann es auch alleine.
„Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go disinvite Jerry Seinfeld from speaking at commencement. He told a joke about a woman once, allegedly.“
Chad
Chad: „All proceeds will go to charity.“
Reporter: „Yes, but which charity?“
Chad: „I don't know, all of them?“
Chad (Glen Powell) hinterlässt uns die Inschrift auf dem Gedenkstein, geschrieben von ihm, finanziert von seiner Familie, reicht auch aus.
„To our fellow students, we are super sorry that you are dead. We didn't know all of you that well, but some of you were hot. I always wanted to have sex with a deaf girl. Thank you.“
Und natürlich findet er sich in einer urkomischen Trennungsszene mit Denise (Niecy Nash) wider. „Because we are chasing waterfalls!“
Verfasser: Serienjunkies.de am Mittwoch, 9. Dezember 2015(Scream Queens 1x12)
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